Eagle Talon

Does it look appealing to you? It shouldn't, unless you're the captain of the bowling league or a high school jock whose parents are too poor to afford a proper muscle car. This isn't even a muscle car. How can you tell? Take this on the highway, put down the pedal, and watch the speedometer struggle to reach 60 in under five seconds. Be sure to record the look on your face when you find out you bought a coupe under the guise it was a sports car, you schmuck.